You don’t have to burn books to destroy a culture. Just get people to stop reading them.

Ray Bradbury

I’ve been thinking a lot about spandex today.

John

Are we still meeting for breakfast this morning?

John

Where is the rest of the team? I’ve been here since 3:00am.

Tom

Umm… We actually sleep. Go back to bed, dude.

John

Fuuuuuuuuuuuu

Tom

Fine. But if I show up, I am not wearing pants.